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What a lovely top, Professor.

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Dude.
I am going to fail transfiguration!!!

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What a. Top. Lovely. Lovely top.

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Oh, thank you, Vincent dear.

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UM, NO DUDE.
SHE'S LIKE FOUR HUNDRED!!!!!

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Mr. Creevey, I do hope you are not referring to my age.

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Would you believe I was reffering to your shoe size???

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I think it sounds more like how many hours of detention you're trying to get.

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Goodness, Minerva, put those away.

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LOVELY TOP!

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That's a really impressive glamour, professor.

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It's amazing what can be done with a couple rolls of Spellotape, Mr. Boot.

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A couple rolls, indeed.

Did you tape them up after performing the Levitation Charm on them?

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Fascinating!

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WHY DOES LIFE HURT ME SO?!

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I feel your pain.

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I find myself in need of solace.

Would you have any EMPTY CANS for me to CRUSH, Ms. Patil???

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DUDE, REFRAIN FROM THE CAN CRUSHING YOU'LL GIVE YOURSELF A CONCUSSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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no no no no nonoonononono!

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I second THAT.

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Professor McGonagall, is that your clan tartan? Or is it just a plaid? I don't know enough about tartan!


But really, Professor, I don't know if it's worth it to use Spellotape because it must be awfully uncomfortable to have that on your skin.

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No, Miss Weasley, unfortunately it is not.

I am told that my clan's tartan was mostly an emerald green, however, due to an indiscretion by my Great-Great-Great-Great-Grandmother, I have never seen it.

The McGonagall tartan was struck from the Tartan Registry by Queen Mary after Morag McGonagall had an affair with the very young Prince James. To avoid imprisonment (or death), Morag and her family had to flee to England; thus no examples of the McGonagall tartan exist today.

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I'm sorry that you haven't been able to see it. Is there any way to recover it?

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And yes, the Spellotape chafes.

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Maybe if you tried something non-chafing? Otherwise, I hope you have a soothing cream for your skin!

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Yes, thank you, Miss Weasley.

I've spent hours massaging the cream into...erm, yes.

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PROFESSOR!!!!! I am glad for plaid too!!!!!!!!!!

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Professor I'm about to die, so sorry about the four hundred year old crack.
You dont look a day over twenty, I swear!!!!

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