Um hi.
Why are you using my head teachers journal??? are you her granddaughter or something??

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Mummy said grammie went away.

Wots a teacher? You have fuzzy hair!

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OH MY GOD PROFESSOR MG IS DEAD!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why wouldn't Dumbledore tell us about this??? whose going to boss us around if she's dead??? OMG WILL IT BE HERMIONE???

My hair is curly not fuzzy!!

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Stop yelling! I din't do nothing wrong!

I want my mummy! Its my berfday and you aren't apposed to be mean!

And IS TOO!

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Sorry kid it must be really upsetting for you what with your grandmother being dead and all, wheres your mummy..mother? do you want me to help you find her??

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Wot's dead?

I dunno where mummy went. Maybe she's fixing my party!

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Um.

Are you by yourself little girl??? do you need me to call a grown up??

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Huh.

The first years get smaller every year.

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Wots a first year?

I dont think I like you.

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I am not sure whether it is the striking sense of familiarity I get from talking to you, or the fact that you look like me-

But play your cards right, first year and perhaps, just perhaps, you may find yourself under the protective wing of a man named Gregory Goyle.

He's a great man, that Gregory Goyle.

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I dont look like you! Im a GIRL! Are you a girl?

I dont need you to potector me! Fuzzyhead will potector me! Ginny says so!

Gregory Goyle is a ugly name.

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And I'll help him do it. You look nothing like him and you're so definitely a girl.


Now he's one who needs a second name because his own name is dreadful.

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Hes a meaniehead!

Make him go way!

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Professor! Ach nein, did you lose a century from your age or did you just develop a really horrible speech impediment AND lose a century from your age?

Does this mean I don't have to do my Transfigurations essay?

I mean, uhm, would you like some sweets, Minnie?

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Wot?

You talk funny!

Mummy said dont never take sweets from strangers!

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I only talk funny because I am. Unless you were talking about the German. Because German is always funny. Even if you translate it and it's about death, it's still funny. In a German way.

So you don't know who I am? And you have no recollection of where I sit in class?

Either this is a plot against me and my lack of abilities in the class you teach or then Professor really did die and this ...baby has her spirit inside of it. Reincarnation? Hmm, the plaid certainly suggests so.

I must go put on my German detective hat.

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Why is eveybody saying dead? I dont like dead!

Wots German? Wots class? Why does eveybody use big words here?

And Im NOT A BABY! Im a big girl! Mummy says so!

I have a crown. Its bedder than your hat.

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What's your mummy's name, address, social security number?

Crown, interesting, interesting indeed.

Wo ist mein Herr Watson?

You wouldn't happen to be the ...Half-Blood Princess?

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Wots address? And wots social scurity?

I know numbers! 1, 2, 3, 4, 8, 93, 22, 56, 5!

Wots Watson? Is he like Norton?

I'm a princess! Mummy says so!

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GINNY! Mean boys are yelling again!

Your gonna get it now, mister!

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I cannot resist the baby face! NOOOOO!

Hello there darling, do you know how you came to be pint-sized?

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Wots a pint? Are you going to be nice now? I like nice people!

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