Well, I did have dates. But you are quite pretty, Luna!

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Well...thank you Professor.

However, I was hoping for someone a bit more male.

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Oh, I'm wishing I were a bit more male, myself. Do you see how sagging these things are? She must use some sort of fantastically supportive push-up bra. Merlin...

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Well.



I happen to think Professor McGonagall is a lovely woman.

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Well. Yes. For someone who must be a few hundred years old.

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Sure. You know, with your proper posture and not looking like you're going to float away in a cloud of confusion, Luna's body really does look pretty good.

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Why thank you, Harry dear! And I must say, the lack of veins popping out of your neck makes you all the more attractive.

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"dear"? Who the bloody hell says "dear"? Oh, nevermind, let's dance.

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Er, right. Certainly not nubile young things such as myself. I say, is it just me or is it getting warm in here?

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I don't know, maybe it is a little warm. If you like, we can go out on the balcony which has mysteriously become attached to the Great Hall for no reason whatsoever except that I can invite you to go out and have interaction on a romantic balcony, it should be cooler there.

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Well isn't that convenient! I daresay I might get a bit too chilly out there, Harry. Perhaps you'd be a dear gentleman and keep me warm?

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But of course.

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You look familiar?


I think?

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Ginny! er, i mean Luna? come sit with me, this ball is horrid!

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