Minnie McGonagall

Tue, 15 Feb 2005 04:04:24 GMT

Surely there is someone who wants to dance with me! After all, I'm such a pretty young thing, don't you think?

Sat, 22 Jan 2005 06:38:01 GMT

It's my BERFDAY!

That means I get PWESENTS! Eveyone has to give me pwesents. Its a RULE. Eveyone has to follow the RULES.

Today I get to be the PRINCESS. The berfday girl is ALWAYS the princess. Mummy always says so. And I'm in a castle. That means eveybody has to do what I says today. And I want eveyone to give me TOYS! I don't have none and that is sad, and berfday girls aren't apposed to be sad. First I need a crown too. I'll be your best friend forever if I get a crown! One time, I had a cat, and it was my friend. But she didn't give me a crown so she wasn't my BEST friend.

I need a PARTY! Berfday girls always get parties. And I can wear my special robes, and my crown, and my sparkly shoes! Don't wanna wear my hat! Hats are for OLD people. And babies. I'm not a baby anymore. I used to be a baby, but then I had lots and lots of berfdays and I'm a BIG girl now. I even go potty like a big girl! Someday, I'll go and mummy won't tell me to.

One time, I played with mummy's wand. I changed da's hair green and he was mad. 'Cause wands are not toys, and I had to go bed with no dinner. I tooked his wand next day and put it in the fireplace but don't tell!

I want brefast now.

Transfiguration Extra Credit

Thu, 16 Dec 2004 14:24:25 GMT

Students, I am a bit disappointed in the grades I have been seeing on your Transfiguration Exams so far this week. As a holiday treat, I will conduct a game here, and anyone answering correctly will receive extra credit.

Transfiguration Jeopardy

Categories:

Basic Transfiguration
Intermediate Transfiguration
Advanced Transfiguration
Animagi Transfiguration
Passing Transfiguration

Severus Snape, I want to speak with you immediately.

Fri, 01 Oct 2004 09:07:25 GMT

I have compiled a list of some of the alarming events that have taken place at Hogwarts recently:

Miss Patil's undergarments 'mysteriously' turned a Slytherin green.

Miss Chang reported some sort of perverted watcher in the Head Girl's lavatory.

Professor Flitwick's stepstool mysteriously disappeared.

Mr. Diggory's casket was vandalised, coincidentally resulting in a Hospital Wing visit for Mr. Goyle.

The Performing Palm mysteriously disappeared from Hufflepuff at the same time Mr. Longbottom's phallus and Professor Trelawney's balls went be missing. The plant surfaced in Gryffindor, leading to more mayhem in the form of a dance competition. Trelawney's balls came back sticky.

Miss Brown's laptop was stolen.

Mr. Goldstein's notes were 'misplaced'.

Miss Granger was accosted in the corridor by invisible forces.

Slytherin seems to be unaffected.

Miss Weasley's freckles were glowing until she burst into flames.

A dead House Elf was found in Gryffindor. Slytherin was unaffected.

My own rooms were vandalised.

Mr. Creevey was stalked by someone unseen.

Someone tampered with Professor Snape's laptop.

Something odd was done to the squid.

Mr. Weasley's belongings were ransacked and some of his things were replaced.

Mr. Finch-Fletchley, Mr. Boot, Miss Chang, Miss Lovegood, and Mr. Longbottom have reported being bothered by unseen assailants.

Again, Slytherin is unaffected.

Miss Brown's laptop was returned, but is Slytherin green.

Argus reported that he and Mrs. Norris were accosted by an unseen assailant.

I do not believe it is a coincidence that Slytherin House has not been affected by these occurrances.

Sat, 11 Sep 2004 08:33:58 GMT

I am always happy to utilise the students' suggestions. What a lovely trend!

Attention Professor Lupin

Sat, 04 Sep 2004 08:42:36 GMT

Never in all my days would I have thought to see the students describing Professor Snape with adjectives such as "mellow". Likewise, I would have never expected to see the man grinning, giggling, or skipping in the hallways. Well done, Remus.

Whatever you have done to him (and mind, I am not seeking an account of those activities), I believe that Headmaster Dumbledore should award you with a plaque for "Special Services to the School".

As for myself, I would like to congratulate you with an invitation to dinner in Hogsmeade Saturday evening. My treat. And yes, you may bring your giggly boyfriend.

Sun, 22 Aug 2004 07:48:20 GMT

I had a brilliant time at the Weasleys' party. There were many people in attendance that I had not seen in ages! It's always nice to see students, both past and present. The Weasleys are entertaining a guest from out of town - a cousin, Icicle Weasley, I believe. Everyone seemed to be quite taken with the girl, but really, her charms clearly have been magically enhanced. Nobody looks like that naturally.

At long last I was able to conduct a transaction with Ginny Weasley. I do believe her business will be a rousing success. I am enjoying my purchase immensely.